Now, last month, I have been ranting about how much I like the British comics. Mind you, I am not star struck. I am actually genuinely in love with this bloke. He has wonky eyes, an adorable dimple on his right cheek, blonde spiky hair and a baby face to kiss and adore.
He's so lovely, ain't he! And you can make amazing anagrams with his name:
DRAW HELLO RUSS / ASS LORD WE HURL / REAL SWORD LUSH
Additionally I'd like to...
Fight cartoon super villains with Jonathan and knit stories with a 100 % wool that are steeped in irony. Fly around in a red telephone booth with doctor David doing things which obviously we haven't thought through. Making faces at little kids while their parents aren't looking with Graham and being generally ignorant about it when one of the parent's catch us by acting like we're mentally ill.
Having a lucid threesome with Martin and Mathew without saying a word, we only sigh and blow bubbles. I want to frolic hand in hand with Russell Brand whilst high on meow meow. I love to frolic, but I hate it when angry unicorns are frolicking outside my house. Be fair, isn't that just annoying?
Lay on a mattress made of glitter with Simon while we give fairy kisses to each other. Trashing around Camden in tights with Noel. All that we need is a top hat, monocle, and a cane. Have a road trip with James in a red Alfa Romeo and have loads of sex in random fields filled with poppies and shoot down pesky butterflies until the cuteness makes my brain spazz out.
Lay on a mattress made of glitter with Simon while we give fairy kisses to each other. Trashing around Camden in tights with Noel. All that we need is a top hat, monocle, and a cane. Have a road trip with James in a red Alfa Romeo and have loads of sex in random fields filled with poppies and shoot down pesky butterflies until the cuteness makes my brain spazz out.
Bumming with Julian while dressed as a sailor. Sing drunken lullabies with Dylan written by Tim. Be soul mates with Minnie and throw pebbles in the rain. Being hypnotised by Alan's deep, sultry, luscious voice and have unconditional sexual bliss. Studying evil with Billie covered in golden body paint. Play snooker with Jimmy and give each other sarcastically rude commentary. Convince elderly ladies with severe memory loss that they never had it with Nadine and dye each others hair pink.
Marry Lee, than difforce him and marry Gerard. Have satire faced babies with David. Being giggly innocent lovers with Jack and love him a ridiculous amount. Baby-talking to each other saying "I love you more, no I love you more".
Marry Lee, than difforce him and marry Gerard. Have satire faced babies with David. Being giggly innocent lovers with Jack and love him a ridiculous amount. Baby-talking to each other saying "I love you more, no I love you more".
Ah, my perfect pointless daydream!
If you think of it life is one big joke and it just doesn't make any sense. Just eat, sleep, shit, laugh, get pissed, shag, fall in love, gardening, gardening, gardening, death!
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