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Fruit is the best among the different food types. Fruit is fruity!
Fruit is extremely healthy and nutricious. Fruit is handy and it can be eaten everywhere at any time. In the morning, as an in-between snack, in the car, at work, as lunch or as a dessert. It can be eaten directly, without the trouble of cooking it or whatever, after you washed off the creepy bugs. Sometimes you have to peel off the skin and occasionally you'll have to use a knife to get to the juicy flesh.
Another positive side of fruit is that it is tasty, colorful and the variety is endless. There is this perfect sort of fruit for every man to his taste.

I am a fruit junkie. I like all types, tastes and structures. I cut the fruit into dice, eat them straight up or mix it in the blender with yoghurt.
Personally I dislike apples and I really don't like avocado's. Everything else I eat in major quantities. But my true hate is towards oranges. I do love and eat oranges, but there is just something really tedious about oranges. They are unreliable, annoying and odd looking. And I will tell you why.

First of all you never know if an orange is ripe or rotten. After a couple of days banana's start to show brown spots, to tell you that they really should be eaten as soon as possible. Apple's get this greasy texture. Grapes start to show aging wrinkles, as do peaches and cherries. Kiwi's become soft and you can tell when a melon is ripe when it has this sweet smell. But with an orange you never know!

Oranges just really don't care, they don't! They are selfish and unreliable. An orange doesn't change, they stay the same with their annoying orange color.
The quality and taste of an orange is inconsistent as well. With the other fruits the taste is consistent, but with an orange you never know how they taste. They can be sweet and juicy or completely dry and tasteless or sour as hell.
Another annoyance is that ridiculous orange color. Most likely I started to dislike the color orange due to the fact that every Queens Day the whole country turns orange. Same as with the european and world championship of football. Everyone is orange. Objects are orange. Whole streets are decorated in orange plastic things. Frankly it is quite scaring. Like some people have childhood fears from the clown It, I have horrors from the color orange. And lets be honest here, try on an orange t-shirt, it is massively unflattering. Unless you are an overweight beer drinking football fan who hasn't showered in three days.

But seriously, an orange doesn't do anything. It just sits there in the fruit basket all day. Fooling you. With it's hidious orange color. Seducing you. Making you want an orange but never know what to expect from it.
They all look luscious, and you are hopeful when you pick on up thinking "oh, this orange is fruity and looks good", but they can shatter your hopes by being dry and sour.

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